If you like Pina Coladas, and Erika

Then you drink Pina Coladas WITH Erika! Geez!

I told you I was going to quote you on this:

A friend once said, “The eye of the Horse is not a smidgeon of icing on the horrifying cake that is the bleak stare of the Donkey.”

That friend, was Ultra Toast.

I have to say that I find horses to be just as creepy. Zebras: you’re okay as you are awesome and stripey.

Let’s take a look at a horse eye:

El creepy, no?

and now the dreaded donkey eye:

Also horrifying. What are you hiding, donkey? Perhaps the secrets of ALL THE PEOPLE YOU’VE KILLED?!?!! I bet you are.

And now I present to you the most horrible eye of all!!!! THE WHALE EYE:

Greeting SCARY WHALE….what are you up to? EATING INNOCENT HUMANS?!?!? SQUISHING US WITH YOUR MIGHTY TALE?!?!?

It just looks like this whale is up to no good. It’s planning something involving killing.

Hmm, my spelling was WAAAY off

Apparently my spelling was ridiculous on that last post, so gone it be! It wasn’t supposed to be a depressing post, mostly just an observation!